So I'm pretty sure...
Oprah teaches me all I need to know...
I've learned that no one is perfect. Believing or hoping that someone is will only lead to disappointment.
Life is a pain in the ass.
Love is a funny thing. You will find yourself lost and out of your damn mind doing totally crazy things in the name of love.
I have pink toe nails.
Men are oblivious tools....about 85% of the time.
Women are not much better.
A top notch woman and a top notch man rarely end up together. So if you are a great catch, you should probably just accept that you will end up in love with someone that doesn't deserve you.
There was more but I forget. Time to help the boy.
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