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Let's just pretend....
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So I'm pretty sure...

Oprah teaches me all I need to know...

I've learned that no one is perfect. Believing or hoping that someone is will only lead to disappointment.

Life is a pain in the ass.

Love is a funny thing. You will find yourself lost and out of your damn mind doing totally crazy things in the name of love.

I have pink toe nails.

Men are oblivious tools....about 85% of the time.

Women are not much better.

A top notch woman and a top notch man rarely end up together. So if you are a great catch, you should probably just accept that you will end up in love with someone that doesn't deserve you.

Foot cream

There was more but I forget. Time to help the boy.

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